Call me childish, or call me a hero, this is still sort of funny.
At one time, Freddy Mercury was referred to as “Britain’s first Asian rock star”
My life is fucking complete in knowing this fact.
She Told Him to Get in the Van!
http://memehumor.tumblr.com
(via notaleader)
Hello all, I know you probably give zero fucks about what I’m gonna say next, so keep scrolling if you want.
Still here? Sweet.
Basically, if you don’t already know, I have a YouTube channel that I run with my buddy Day22inHeaven (screen names, we don’t want creeper rapey stalkers, don’t make fun of us). This channel is called “Element4com”, and it’s a big thing to the both of us. You may (or may not, I don’t know, I’m ranting) have seen that I post our videos on here, as a means of being a total bitch and begging for views and publicity like a Paris Hilton/Kardashian/Bieber/Lohan attention whore.
Anyway, my point now occurs! I’m not going to make you watch our videos, that would make me an obvious dickhead. No, I only ask for you to maybe check out the channel or Reblog the video posts. Which only makes me a subtle dickhead.
Do it, don’t do it, eat cake, poke a dolphin, I don’t much care. It took a while to write all this rambling bullshit on an iPod though, so do me a personal favor and check em out? Or promote? Or something? (at this point please note that I have stopped trying to be subtle even in the slightest)
Anyways, sorry for this shit on your dash, hope you have a better day from here. Hugs, kisses, and sexual harassments to you, have a classy day.
Or night.
Fuck it I’m just going to end this midsenten
I play SCP again for Element4 because I suck at life. Cheers, and subscribe to Element4com.
Gameplay of “Gravity Bone”, played by Day22. It’s hard to explain, so watch for yourself!
Part 2 of Hide featuring Day22, from Element4com.
When you read something and it sounds perverted. -
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
(Source: pleasedontleadmeon, via most-awkward-moments)
Fucking hate when this happens.
(via smiles-guaranteed)
…ok I don’t have anything funny to say about this.
(Source: iraffiruse, via smiles-guaranteed)
